Fear the Walking Dead-Spoiler Alert

So I’m pretty much over Fear the Walking Dead. Through out this past episode I’ve repeatedly wanted to punch Nick in the face. He is the freaking worst person to be in the Zombie Apocalypse. He is the exact person I would hope and think would die right away. You know, he’s a junkie with no sense of preserving his own life. I understand some junkies don’t really want to survive and that’s why they’re junkies but the way he goes about surviving is the most idiotic way in the world.

At first I thought he was one of the smarter guys in the group by putting zombie blood all over him and walking with the zombies but holy shit, he does not know when to just stop… If he dies soon, I will not be surprised at all.

One thing I did think was kind of messed up was the dog scene. I literally had to cover my eyes. I could not stand the fact that those poor hungry pooches were eaten by the walkers. Which is funny because they just took a chunk out of Nick’s leg but I just can’t stand animal harm. The poor little things. I might sound like a regular sappy girlie girl but trust me, I can watch gore movies with the best of guys and be a total weirdo when a head is split open showing the brain and nasal cavity (like in the 300-sequel) but involve animals in any way and I’m back to being a girlie girl.

Thank you for reading!!

~J

Pokemon Go-Today!

I think I had a freaking successful day today! I caught 11 pokemon all together! Woot! Woot! (I used incense lolz) I caught a Pidgeotto in the middle of a panic attack I was having. (I was driving alone for the first time and pulled over to get over my panic attack when he showed up out of no where!) From then on I caught three pidgeys. Another Eevee, and a meowth. Now a funny story.

I was using the incense and a Ninetails showed up as near by. I saw some leaf floating down the street so I put on my sandals and ran after the little shit. Turns out to be a a freaking Primeape, while I was busy trying capture him in wedge beach sandals, a leg wrap, shorts, a brown tank top and nappy ass hair. I can hear a car pulling up behind me and stop. I froze freaking out, like this was how I was going to die. Playing fucking Pokemon in crap clothes and not even wearing a cute bra. I turn when I hear, “Are you playing Pokemon!?” It turned out this guys was looking for the Ninetails too! I told him about the Primeape and he pulled over to capture one. It was too freaking funny! Still I could never get that Ninetails, the closest I got was in my backyard with my dad when we were trying to put a shed together. Pretty upset about that Ninetails.

But I guess I live in an area where the map doesn’t think its so developed so while my dad was driving to Lowes I got not one but three Paras and a Hitmonlee. Its pretty awesome because the map thinks most of my area is just desert area and grass not massive house development. My house isn’t even on the map!

Another thing is that I got my mom hooked on the game too! She loves it and wants to capture pokemon but she isn’t so good at throwing the pokeballs.

Again thanks for reading!

J~

 

Just caught another Pidgey on my desk!!!!  I definitely love this game!!

RED-

I am a huge fan of all movies. If its a well done action thriller, I’m your girl. Crappy B-rated syfy movie that has no point, I’m all over it. Romantic Comedies, like Ugly Truth loving it! Alien Gore Fest, even better! Old actors being badasses, count me in. That’s the movie series, I wanna talk about. RED. Retired Extremely Dangerous. You know what, this movie is my lullaby. RED and RED 2 are both my lullaby, plus a whole other list of movies (that’s for another blog). These movies are based on gun slinging retired spies comic that was actually quite short. I personally find the movie appealing for a few reasons:

  1. Bruce Willis is in it. I literally grew up watch Hans Gruber fall from Nakatomi Tower every Christmas. (I have three older brothers, I rarely watched feminine shows or even just kid shows). But Bruce Willis is literally one of my favorite actors. He’s the man you call to kick ass!
  2. Taboo love? Older man and younger woman? How can you not love that? Its kind of a redundant taboo but for this movie it is perfect! Its even funnier because its like a case of Stockholm Syndrome, she falls in love with the guy who she thinks is kidnapping her (but really he’s saving her life).
  3. Guns! Lots of guns! Love the shooting scenes and how badass the different kinds of guns there are used. I personally love the French Quarter scene when Bruce steps out of the spinning cop car. Its pretty awesome, even if its fact.
  4. Supporting Cast! John Malkovich, the bad guy off of Con-Air, Helen Mirren (One of my favorite British actresses, she literally does everything), Morgan Freeman and the chick from Weeds, Mary-Louise Parker. But I’ll also throw Karl Urban in to the mix of great supporting cast because he can play a bad guy and a good guy, which maybe why I love him too!
    1. For RED 2- Some of my favorite actors are in it too! Anthony Hopkins- my all time favorite fictional serial killer! Catherine Zeta-Jones- I remember watching Mask of Zorro with my mother as a little girl and rooting for her when she and Zorro fought for the first time ;). Gotta throw my Remus Lupin out there as well, David Thewlis. One of my favorite Harry Potter Characters! Byung-hun Lee is also a creditable very sexy Korean actor that I first watched in G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra, makes any movie better. He definitely added the sexy factor to RED 2 kind of like Karl Urban did for the first one. But definitely better because DAMN he is sexy!
  5. I’ve watched both of these movies so much, I can easily drift off to sleep with them. So when I’m sick, I use them to gauge how bad I am. If I can fall asleep to it, I’ll survive but if they pain keeps me up, something is totally wrong.

I think there is only one type of movie I can’t stand which are movies that are about love that end horrifically or make me cry for very upsetting reasons. Examples: Notebook, Titanic, any of stupid movie made from a book from Nicolas Sparks pretty much sums my hated genre of movies. I can stand crying about one or two scene through a whole action movie or some other type of movie but to be constantly crying is just annoying. Plus I’m an ugly crier; boogies, puffy red eyes and everything.

As always thanks for reading my rants and reviews-

J~

 

Pokemon Go!

First of all, I’ve had a bad family centered weekend and beginning of the week so the minute my brother sent me the link for the app, I was on it like well a manga nerd to a cheap manga sale. I was so excited so I downloaded it. I giggled my way through the wait reading the text messages that my brother sent me about how he had gotten a Charmander at work. I was so happy it finally opened but then it asked for my google account, like any normal person I had about five to choose from (lolz). So I continued but then my GPS was not picking up a single even with me standing on my stupid couch with my phone in hand in the air. I had all bars and my google map app was working perfectly fine.

I happily squealed as I got to create my avatar, not much to choose from but maybe in the future the designers will give us a chance to update or add different looks to our avatar so they can stand out to other players (other than our unique names). I choose an all pink outfit and giggled because I can remember back in middle school all I wore was a large black hoodie that was previously owned by my older brother and black sweats, now I am a firm believer of pink being one of the best colors for ME. I look damn good in bright colors and even better in different shades of pink.

I was even happier to see my first Pokemon were showing up. The three original generation beginner pokemon. I happily chose Bulbasaur and turned on the camera view AND!!! right on my mother’s lap was sitting an adorable Bulbasaur. I made my father make a mad dash from his computer to look at it. He thought it was the coolest thing yet. He kept commenting on why didn’t someone think of this sooner and that they must be very smart. I smiled as I tried stupidly to capture the pokemon a few times before I figured out that all I had to do was through the pokeball at the Bulbasaur’s circle area. I caught my first pokemon!!! Yahoo!!!

I took in the map around my neighborhood and found out that I had a few pokestops around my area. In a park just a block over is a Gym which you have to level 5 to get into. In a Park and Ride on the other side of my neighborhood there is a pokeshop. Thinking about walking over to that to see what kind of pokemon I can get on the way there. And in a gated community just on the other side of my block is another pokeshop. I seriously am contemplating breaking in to go to the shop (LOLZ).

Overall, I really like this new app. I think its totally a 90s generations’ game. Its going to probably start adding ways to buys pokemon or medicines and such so that you actually pay towards the app. One thing I have noticed is that my battery has gone down super quick with the app going. I’ve also tried about four times to get on to get to a page that says that “our servers are down” or something like that. Which was a little annoying but totally understandable with a beginning app. All of them first have problems and I’m thinking this is just one of the many speed bumps Pokemon GO will have to go through as it gets older and better.

 

Okay that’s all for today. I’m going to try and post at least once a day. It helps with the fuming anger I get from life as a completely normal human being 🙂 

Thanks for reading!

J~

Procrastination at its Best!!!

Supposed to be listening to a viral lecture and taking notes but I really don’t want to soooo Let us talk about Fear the Walking Dead and that crap fest. Spoiler Alerts: and if you haven’t seen it don’t worry too much.

First off going to point out that Travis’ son, whatever his name is. He is totally just as I said a fucking crazy dude. He literally was going to let that zombie eat his soon to be step mom. Like it was her fault his mom got bite? No she went off and had to be miss nurse hero trying to save people when she could have just acted like a normal person and hung out with her child, like a real mother probably should have done. Then he threatened the girl, I was personally voting that he get killed off like twenty times through out that shitty episode.

Again with these fucked in the head people during the zombie Apocalypse (sp?)– those people were basically Maggie and her family but on a worst scale. Like seriously? That little boy feed them a FUCKING PUPPY!!! That kid was f-ed in the head to think that his zombie mother was going to come back, like if he didn’t die in that fire then he’s probably going to f-ed in the head as he grows up. I was pretty much over this show at the beginning of this season but i kept watching. One thing that definitely kept me in my comfy couch was the old man.

The old man is freaking awesome! Like seriously he might be going through some form of PTSD but he gets shit done. Like his daughter should have been listening to his ass from the beginning. He knows what to do to survive and I personally would stay with that kind person.

Also totally thought drug head kid tweaked finally out as the fire destroyed the villa. He was just casually walking through the zombies like their freaking messiah or like Murphy on Z-Nation. He was always little weird though, I think he’s got the stuff to handle life by himself for a while if need be.

Overall, not impressed. Still waiting to see who Negan killed on Walking Dead. I’m thinking its like Eugene or Rosita because both of them seem to have come to stopping point in their stories. Eugene finally grew a back bone and Rosita had her heart broken or boytoy stolen (whatever you wanna call it) both are acceptable story stopping points especially if you ever read any of George R. R. Martin’s works (LOL).

Now just a suggestion if you like zombies and don’t mind crappy quality effects. ZNATION! I literally watched all the seasons on Netflix in like three days. Its wasn’t one of my proudest moments. But seriously, I found it hilariously gory and had a totally different concept than many other zombie stories.

 

Fearing the Walking Dead-S2E1

Spoiler Alert!!!!!! You’ve been warned—-

 

Okay so I just finished watching this episode and all I have to say is… What the hell? What is seriously wrong with the daughter? Is she really that naive to think that there are nice people out there? I mean, the minute she began to talk to that dude on the radio I knew it was going to come back and haunt her. Its so stupid that she did. I don’t even think the show actually needed that, they could have just ran in to the bad guys’ victims like they did and not have her be talking to some crazy dude.

Another thing that got me was her mom. What the heck? Why would you take in people you don’t even know? Like Travis said, what if one of them were bitten or hell even had a stomach flu. DO you know how much trouble that would cause? Shit, that lady was so bitchy when Travis was like ‘no taking on strangers’. I totally agree with him and the rich dude. No strangers! Hell even the old man is technically a stranger but oh well.

One last thing, what the hell is wrong with Travis’ son? My dad said that he was like Carl from Walking Dead. But no, Carl was never as fucking crazy as that kid. Swimming in the ocean? Hey, idiot there are sharks out there and even little fucking things called ZOmbies! They might not swim but they sure as hell float and still bite! GOSH this kid is like that little bastard who shot Carl in the eye. (Man, I was super pissed when that happened. His mom and little brother deserved to die. Stupid assholes. But poor Rick…)

 

Well that is my daily post. Thanks for reading!!

~Jen